This has been described as 'equal opportunities offence,' which I whole heartedly endorse.
Eee Aye Eee Aye oh!
And on that farm he planted cash
But it didn't grow.
With a deficit here
And a printer there
And quantitive easing everywhere,
With normal times here
And special times there
Borrowing and spending and selling off shares,
With Osbornes here
And Camerons there
And Tory porkers hogging the air,
With protests here
And campaigns there
And Corbynistas tearing their hair,
Poor Johnny Donell's printer jammed.
His farm just had to go...